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THE GHOST POOP--The kind where you feel poop come out, see poop on the toilet paper, but there's no poop in the bowl.

THE CLEAN POOP--The kind where you feel poop come out, see poop in the bowl, but there's no poop on the toilet paper.

THE WET POOP--You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and on underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

THE SECOND WAVE POOP--This poop happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to poop some more.

THE BRAIN HAEMORRHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE POOP--Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Poop". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

THE CORN POOP--No explanation necessary.

THE LINCOLN LOG POOP--The kind of poop that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

THE NOTORIOUS DRINKER POOP--The kind of poop you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD POOP" POOP---The kind where you want to poop, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

THE WET CHEEKS POOP--Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

THE LIQUID POOP--That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.

THE MEXICAN FOOD POOP--A class all its own.

THE CROWD PLEASER--This poop is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

THE MOOD ENHANCER--This poop occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

THE RITUAL--This poop occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS POOP--A poop so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

THE AFTERSHOCK POOP--This poop has an odor so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.

THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" POOP--This is any poop created in the presence of another person.

THE GROANER--A poop so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

THE FLOATER--Characterized by its floatability, this poop has been known to resurface after many flushings.

THE RANGER--A poop which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

THE PHANTOM POOP--This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

THE PEEK-A-BOO POOP--Now you see it, now you don't. This poop is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

THE BOMBSHELL--A poop that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poop (i.e.. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near pooping facilities.

THE SNAKE CHARMER--A long skinny poop which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

THE OLYMPIC POOP--This poop occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Poop.

THE BACK-TO-NATURE POOP--This poop may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN POOP--An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T poop.

PREMEDITATED POOP--Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

SHITZOPHERENIA--Fear of pooping - can be fatal!

ENERGIZER vs. DURACEL POOP--Also known as a "Still Going" poop.

THE POWER DUMP POOP--The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.

THE LIQUID PLUMBER POOP--This kind of poop is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Poop.)

THE SPINAL TAP POOP--The kind of poop that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.

THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY ASSHOLE" POOP--Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Poops. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

THE PORRIDGE POOP--The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices:
(a) flush and keep gong, or
(b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.

THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" POOP--When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.

THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" POOP--When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" POOP--Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.

THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURD STILL DANGLING THERE" POOP--Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.

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