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                    <title>Geordies are not stupid</title>
                    <description>Proof that Geordies are not stupid </description>
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                    <title>Chavs</title>
                    <description>A collection of chav sayings</description>
                    <link>https://www.nothingtodo.co.uk/view/797/chavs.html</link>
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                    <title>Sex Education</title>
                    <description>Little Johhny gets an unexpected lesson</description>
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                    <title>Hippie And The Nun</title>
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                    <title>Definitely</title>
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                    <title>Gods Handles</title>
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                    <title>Johnnys Thinking</title>
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                    <title>Why women are like football pitches</title>
                    <description>Compare women to football pitches</description>
                    <link>https://www.nothingtodo.co.uk/view/70/why-women-are-like-football-pitches.html</link>
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                    <title>News Flash</title>
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                    <link>https://www.nothingtodo.co.uk/view/73/news-flash.html</link>
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                    <title>Speeding</title>
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                    <link>https://www.nothingtodo.co.uk/view/76/speeding.html</link>
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                    <title>Halfords</title>
                    <description>A womens guide to car maintenance </description>
                    <link>https://www.nothingtodo.co.uk/view/77/halfords.html</link>
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                    <title>Dear Deirdre</title>
                    <description>A genuine letter sent in to The Suns Dear Deirdre column</description>
                    <link>https://www.nothingtodo.co.uk/view/78/dear-deirdre.html</link>
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                    <title>Poop</title>
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                    <title>Rake</title>
                    <description>A couple have fun gardening</description>
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                    <title>Who says guys cant be emotional</title>
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