NEW AUSSIE SLANG DICTIONARY, 2002AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BADLY PACKED KEBAB
A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
A homosexual (male)
The invisible, but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.
The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter".
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Modern slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
BUDGIE'S TONGUE or SMALL MAN IN A BOAT, or TONGUE PUNCHBAG
The female erection.
An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction", e.g. " I don't like the look of that aeroplane blonde - could be a bunny boiler".
The bowel movement that, needing to come out urgently, wakes you up in the morning to get to the toilet quick.
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.
A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze.
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her nipples simultaneously.
Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
FREE THE TADPOLES
Liberate the residents of the Wank Tanks.
Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.
GOING FOR A McSHIT
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is called a "McShit With Lies".
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
A vigorous masturbation session.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
The type of bowel movement you experience after dining for a week in fast food restaurants.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually f***-all in there worth seeing.
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go "Oo! Ool Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-pinter in your bed instead.
NBR (NO BEERS REQUIRED)
Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-pinter.
Rhyming slang for "Stella" (the lager).
ONE IN THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE
The need to defecate imminently.
Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e.g. "That mumbler looks quite fit, but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragmans coat!"
RELEASE A CHOCOLATE HOSTAGE
To defecate e.g. "I've got one in the departure lounge, so I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate hostage".
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
see BADLY PACKED KEBAB
SPERM WAIL or SPUPHEMISM
A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.
STARFISH TROOPER or ARSETRONAUT
A deeply unattractive woman.
TART FUEL or BITCH PISS
Bottled Alcopops, e.g Hooch, regularly consumed by young woman.
Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.
A lady who goes down the first time out.
Unwanted visitors from Uranus.