A collection of chav sayings.
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1.What do you call a Chav in a box?

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!

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