Speeding


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A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my last points.
Officer: May I see the log book for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the log book in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the man who owns this car and stuffed him in the boot.
Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his sergeant. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the sergeant approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Sergeant: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: No problem. Here it is.

It was valid.

Sergeant: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the log book.

The driver owned the car.

Sergeant: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Sergeant: Would you mind opening your boot, sir? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

The boot is opened; no body.

Sergeant: I don't understand it. The constable who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the boot!

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!

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