Single Girl


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A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:

  • 1 Bar of Soap
  • 1 Toothbrush
  • 1 Tube of toothpaste
  • 1 Loaf of bread
  • 1 Pint of milk
  • 1 Apple
  • 1 Banana
  • 1 Orange
  • 1 Plum
  • 1 Grapefruit
  • 1 Tomato
  • 1 Lettuce
  • 1 Cabbage
  • 1 Baking potato
  • 1 Kraft single
  • 1 Samosa
  • 1 Vegetable pakora
  • 1 Muesli bar
  • 1 Pie
  • 1 Frozen pizza
  • 1 Single frozen dinner


  • The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"

    The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?"

    He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says (scroll down)







































    "Because you're minging"

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