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How to make a woman happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:-
A friend
A companion
A lover
A brother
A father
A master
A chef
An electrician
A carpenter
A plumber
A mechanic
A decorator
A stylist
A sexologist
A gynaecologist
A psychologist
A pest exterminator
A psychiatrist
A healer
A good listener
An organiser
A good father
Very clean
Sympathetic
Athletic
Warm
Attentive
Gallant
Intelligent
Funny
Creative
Tender
Strong
Understanding
Tolerant
Prudent
Ambitious
Capable
Courageous
Determined
True
Dependable
Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
Give her compliments regularly
Love shopping
Be honest
Be very rich
Not stress her out
Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
Never to forget:
Birthdays
Anniversaries
Arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
Sh*g him
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