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Aussie Slang

New Aussie Slang Dictionary.
Aussie Slang

Bank Complaint

One lady voices her opinion about a bunch of bankers.
Bank Complaint

Carnal Thoughts

A couple try to abstain from sex for a month.
Carnal Thoughts

Chavs

A collection of chav sayings.
Chavs

CSA - Fathers' Details

CSA - Child Support Agency details as filled in by women.
CSA - Fathers' Details

Dear Deirdre

A "genuine" letter sent in to The Sun's Dear Deirdre column.
Dear Deirdre

Definitely

Do not use

Do not click the link - you have been warned!
Do not use

Geordies are not stupid

Proof that Geordies are not stupid :-)
Geordies are not stupid

Girls Night Out

God's Handles

Halfords

A women's guide to car maintenance ;-)
Halfords

Hippie And The Nun

How to make a woman happy

It's not completely impossible...
How to make a woman happy

Insurance Excuses

Some brilliant excuses used on insurance claims.
Insurance Excuses

Johnny's Thinking

Letter to America

Letter to the citizens of the USA, from your friends in the UK :P
Letter to America

More top tips

More Viz style top-tips.
More top tips

News Flash

Physics

A true story regarding Physics.
Physics

Poop

Psychological test

Pychological test.
Psychological test

Quiz

A fun quiz - 10 simple questions. No cheating!
Quiz

Rake

A couple have fun gardening.
Rake

Sex Education

Little Johhny gets an unexpected lesson...
Sex Education

Single Girl

Speeding

Top Tips

Top Tips, Viz Style...
Top Tips

What would you do?

What would you do in this situation?
What would you do?

Who says guys can't be emotional?

Why women are like football pitches

Compare women to football pitches...
Why women are like football pitches

Words Women Use